Fudo I think you have it all wrong! I think you need to pour clam juice all over yourself then do the crab walk a few times in front of the aquarium, then finally sit cross legged in front of it while opening and shutting your hands like crab pinchers!! I heard this worked for someone, somewhere or something like it. Oh and don't forget to keep repeating "here lil manty manty!" Did I mention it should be a full moon?