OT: Karen (hijackers wanted)
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moon jelly
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It took ya a while to respond. I suppose you take your time now since you already locked in post 69 and first post on page 4. I thought that maybe you went to the other place to buy some fried chicken?
moon jelly
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did you see that rkthepainter is trying to start another OT thread addressed to karen L. the funny part is that this thread was started by tonya asking karen L about the wildlife organization and really that question was meant for me. tonya thought my name was karen.
Oblivionis
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Since this thread is very useful and informative I would like to add to it to make it even more educational:
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE:
SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training
Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another beer
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar
Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror
Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer
Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside
Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking
Beer is crystal-clear
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him
People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer
Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach
You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs
Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves
Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE:
SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training
Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another beer
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar
Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror
Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer
Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside
Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking
Beer is crystal-clear
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him
People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer
Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach
You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs
Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves
Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar
moon jelly
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Oblivionis-that is one of the most useful information on this thread. Thanx!:beer:
craftytony
OT Godfather
Friggin pirated internet was down again last night!!!....the nerve of some people....that coral paradise thingy is this saturday right? I won't be able to make it due to a company party 
Plus I am just a cherry licker at this point, until after christmas
Plus I am just a cherry licker at this point, until after christmas 
desjardiniidj
In Memoriam
Thats what I'm here for! :smokin:
All new lows, where ever I goes!
craftytony
OT Godfather
SILENCE drrrrrrtyweeeenie!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!
desjardiniidj
In Memoriam
oblivionis- nice guide 
Its like the hijackers guide to bar hopping! I found it very informative. In fact, it explains why I'm soooo sore after drinking! Thanks for the help!
Tonya- We gots to get oblivious a new name! Uh oh, gots to go to work now. You cats have fun! Later!
Its like the hijackers guide to bar hopping! I found it very informative. In fact, it explains why I'm soooo sore after drinking! Thanks for the help!
Tonya- We gots to get oblivious a new name! Uh oh, gots to go to work now. You cats have fun! Later!
Soggy Pockets
In Memoriam
FINALLY...back at work, now I can play!
Actually, today and tomorrow will be busy...darn clients...so few postings. Hope to be back soon.
Actually, today and tomorrow will be busy...darn clients...so few postings. Hope to be back soon.
desjardiniidj
In Memoriam
Looks like there's gonna be another cat fight! Meow!!
moon jelly
Active member
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8741430#post8741430 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by craftytony
I won't be able to make it due to a company party
Maybe someone can get you a sweet pink acro with red and green tips as your grab bag gift. I hope the pirated internet is back up by Sat. nite. I am looking forward to try reading your posts after drinking all night.
rickyb
Active member
You guys/gals are too fast for me... I left on page 2 and now we are almost at page 5.
Anyway, don't do drugs on New Years or 4th of July or you will be tempted to do stupid things like these....
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=118
http://www.nearlygood.com/video/firecracker.html
Anyway, don't do drugs on New Years or 4th of July or you will be tempted to do stupid things like these....
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=118
http://www.nearlygood.com/video/firecracker.html
craftytony
OT Godfather
Drugs are fun...look what they did to me!
moon jelly
Active member
Are you talking about all the female hormone drugs that you have been taking so that you can fill out the dresses?
craftytony
OT Godfather
I snort flake food and shoot up rod's food! I'm picking up a powder blue tonight...wish me luck!
rickyb
Active member
I wish your fish the best!
I wish your fish the best!
Do not skip the quarantine period, this is one of those fish are pron to ick.
A couple of fishes I wouldn't buy from the store; Powder blue tang and a copperband butterfly.
Do a search for powder blue tangs, you may find some good info on how to care for this fish.
RickyB
I wish your fish the best!
Do not skip the quarantine period, this is one of those fish are pron to ick.
A couple of fishes I wouldn't buy from the store; Powder blue tang and a copperband butterfly.
Do a search for powder blue tangs, you may find some good info on how to care for this fish.
RickyB
craftytony
OT Godfather
I was just gonna slap him on the skillet......but seriously yeah i have been reading up on them....
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