The Fool Proof Method to Start You New Tank

[WaterKeeper]

I get people asking me all the time how to get a fool-proof tank. Well after years of research and testing I'm proud to announce--

PlaSEAbO

The miracle additive that will do wonders for YOUR reef tank

Forget that cycle!
Skip those water changes!
[color=dark yellow]Throw away that skimmer![/color]
Dump that sump!

The secret ingredients in PlaSEAbO will make any tank a dream.

Says Dr. P.T. Barnum in Advanced Fish Tank Magazine

"With PlaSEAbO, there's nothing to it. It works better than any additive or supplement on the market."

Lew, famous for his glow in the dark Bikini Atoll LR , had this to say about PlaSEAbO

"It is amazing how this stuff works. Not only does my tank seem better but my gums are bleeding less and my teeth stopped falling out since I started using it."

But you need to act now! Get a giant 4 oz bottle of PlaSEAbO for only $19.95 plus S&H. And, for those of you that order before the end of the day, well double that order and send you two bottles instead of one. Wow, that's almost a 45 day supply for only $19.95, but you need to order today, April 1st.

Don't be a FOOL-Order some today and weââ"šÂ¬Ã¢"žÂ¢ll throw in 20 of our famous Sea Monkey eggs. That's two bottles of PlaSEAbO plus the Sea Monkey eggs for the incredible price of $19.95 + S&H.

It's guaranteed* to implove your tank- No fooling

Have your credit card ready and call 1-800-555-SCAM right NOW!!!

* If not completely satisfied just return the unused portion, prepaid, and we'll refund the purchase price minus a 25 % restocking charge. All that you risk is the $17.50 S&H charge.

 

[MiddletonMark]

:thumbsup:

It worked for me!

 

[INNOVATOR]

Hmm seems dodgy....I'll take 3!

 

[speccialj922]

hahaha...
sadly enought thats what some people new to this hobby are looking for...

 

[Viper9]

I would like a 5 year supply please.

You will take a third party, post dated, out of state check with no id won't you?

Bill

 

[WaterKeeper]

You will take a third party, post dated, out of state check with no id won't you?

Do I look like the type of guy that trusts people-

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[Viper9]

Well.......yea you do!

OK-we're in luck I just found some id- you will believe I'm a female 83 year old pigmy won't you?

B

 

[Slatts]

My tank cycled exactly 8 weeks after using your product.
Thanks
A satisfied customer.

 

[crzy4reefs]

my tank cycled within and hour i was able to put in as many fish i wanted..................thanks to PlaSEAbO â„¢
:smokin: :dance: :celeb2:

 

[Slatts]

Hmmm, 1 hour??? I knew I should have bought more.

 

[speccialj922]

yeah, i setup my 50g tank, used PlaSEAbO, and went back to the store to pick up my 4 tangs and 2 sharks. Theyre happy as can be.
THANKS PlaSEAbO!!

 

[Ditries]

omg! i want some!then i can put my 8 gold striped maroons in after 2 hours! i'll buy 300 gallons of this stuff!

 

[bertoni]

All 4 Naso tangs in my 29G thank you for this product. Now I get get them some more friends, just as they want.

 

[TooFar2Sea]

I keep calling but the number is busy. Do you have teenagers?

 

[nanocat]

I used this stuff and all my inverts died. I was bummed, but as a plus, my live rock started glowing in the dark real cool-like. Now my electric bill is down, cause the rocks glow so pretty

I also started losing weight...once my hair fell out.

 

[aquaman67]

Has it come to this???

 

[Fizz71]

Sounds great to me...I'm always looking to "implove" my tank!! Can I get something to drip it automatically into my skilter? Or is it a one time use thing.

--Fizz

 

[K9]

The Volitan Lion, Zebra Moray, Nurse Shark, and 15 Perculas in my 30g tank have never been happier! Just 10 bottles of PlaSEAbO and my tank water was so cloudy, I couldn't see what was going on anyways! Too bad there was no warning label to tell me that PlaSEAbO would melt the skin off my arm if I put it in the tank! Thanks PlaSEAbO!

-Shmuck A. Telli (the one-armed bandit)

 

[jeffbrig]

Hmmm, 1 hour??? I knew I should have bought more.

Forget mixing saltwater, I'm just going to fill my whole tank with this stuff.

 

[WaterKeeper]

Has it come to this???

Sure thing---I also have a product that will make any water production facility never need to use a disinfectant again. Makes it pass every known MCL at the same time.

PM me if interested. :lol: