Can You Smell That The Rock Is Cooking!

djperezo

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:D LOL, as like my fav wrester use to say, sorta

Anyways now I got your attention,
After being a follower and disciple of the DSB technique, my tank 55g crashed while it was under the care of my other half :rolleyes: while I was away. This was not however caused by the DSB but due to a temp spike and a kalk overdose due to faulty timers on the same day! Who would know that 2 timers on different circuits would go bad at the same time!, it was a sign, a sign for better things to come, it was divine intervention.

The wife felt so guilty, surprisingly she was more distraught than I was, that she said, "Dave, if there is anything that I can do to make this up, please let me know!" At that moment, I thought to myself, "Dave, it is time to go bigger and better! It is time to get everything you always wanted! This might be your only oppurtunity to do so, DON'T PASS IT UP!

So I said to the wife, "Wife, do not worry yourself, there is no need to shed those tears of guilt. We will build a bigger and better system together. We will build one that is easier to care for, even for you. I will take you as my padiwan, and you will see the world of reef-keeping in a different light. And through my guidance, you will be a reef-keeper like me!"

Due to space constraints in our home, we decided to get a 120g tall RR tank. Now for the important decision, what technique should I teach my padiwan, SSB, DSB, CC :eek: or BB? So after a lot of searching, I decided that BB would be the best technique, and turned to the teachings of Sensei Bomber, Sensei SeanT, and Sensei Weatherman, and begin the rigorous training of rock cooking.

So I showed the proper technique of rock cooking to my padiwan as follows:
Grab rock, dunk, swish, switch, dunk, swish, switch, then a final dunk, swish.
My padiwan ask me, "what is this training for?"
I told her, "It's to increase our defense against the enemy phosphate by removing all the negative energy within the rock!, In addition, you will get strong arms too!"

So for 3 weeks now, and 5 training sessions later. We could swear that we have rid all the negative energy within the rock after each session, but we were always surprised how much come out of it on the following session. Like my padiwan said, "Master, I can't believe how much negative energy is stored in these rocks, when will all of it come out?"
And I said, "patience my young padiwan, soon the day will come, but for now, you need to step it up from 3 to 5 dunk and swish technique."

As I type this, my padiwan is doing her 6th training session, and there is still a lot of negative energy coming out of the rock. As soon as she finish her training, I would rename her Jedi Starboard, LOL :rollface:

Anyways, on a serious note, I'am now an advocate for rock cooking, after seeing all that junk coming out of the rock, it makes no sense in not doing it, take it FWIW, Dave.
 
After todays training, my young padiwan is starting to loose faith on the rock cooking technique. I do not blame her for it is a long and rigorous task. And if I have not injured my arm, I would be along side showing her how the master does it. I think its time to reward her and give her some money to buy a new robe. :D
 
Are you gay or what? Wife will do whatever to make up and all you worry about is coooking rocks.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8066140#post8066140 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by phudeb
Are you gay or what? Wife will do whatever to make up and all you worry about is coooking rocks.

OMG!!!:eek1: Somebody actually took this thread way too seriously!!! LOL

On a serious note, my wife and I have been cooking the rocks together, and its a moment both learned to enjoy. Unfortunately, I injured my arm and my other hand a couple of days ago, so this is the first time she's doing it! This thread is all for fun while I document our experiences in rock cooking, in a different way of course.

You need to chill out there, some people just have no sense of humor at all!!! :rolleye1:
 
I would take advantage of the situation. Your wife said she will do anything. Sex everyday for a whole week; no, a whole month; what, a whole year.....LOL......just joking. Same with phudeb, I guess.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8066243#post8066243 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by killereef
I would take advantage of the situation. Your wife said she will do anything. Sex everyday for a whole week; no, a whole month; what, a whole year.....LOL......just joking. Same with phudeb, I guess.

:lol: Like I said, some people need to loosen up their loin swaddles a bit. LOL. Anyways, you just can't please everybody I guess.

Anyways, tank would have crashed regardless of who taking care of it at that time, don't you think she knows this?

quote:
"Who would know that 2 timers on different circuits would go bad at the same time!, it was a sign, a sign for better things to come, it was divine intervention."

:confused:
 
On a serious note, my wife and I have been cooking the rocks together, and its a moment both learned to enjoy. Unfortunately, I injured my arm and my other hand a couple of days ago, so this is the first time she's doing it! This thread is all for fun while I document our experiences in rock cooking, in a different way of course.

so what may i ask were you doing to injure both your arms ???

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8066558#post8066558 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Mongoose
so what may i ask were you doing to injure both your arms ???

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

LoL, took a nasty spill mountain biking, its quite a chore typing one handed on a injured elbow and shoulder. I was just lucky nothing broke!
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8066962#post8066962 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Acroholic
Update Avatar: Delete Biaggi...Insert Pedrosa. :p
Hayden RULES!

Yup Hayden's my man! I really do need to update my avatar coz I hate Biaggi :mad2: im just glad he's out of GP, I don't think he's in any class for that matter. So if you know any links to one, LMK.

As for Hayden, He really got a shot this year, more so if Honda backs him up 100% and stop making him test new gear in actual races.
 
i would definatly take my wife up on the tank offer......good call.

Cause im sure like my girl does he doesnt have to ask for the sex...it comes with the package

lol
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8073974#post8073974 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by STsONpERs
i would definatly take my wife up on the tank offer......good call.

Cause im sure like my girl does he doesnt have to ask for the sex...it comes with the package

lol


Hey- You jacked my username:D


Interesting thread...

Rock06.jpg
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8073974#post8073974 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by STsONpERs
i would definatly take my wife up on the tank offer......good call.

Cause im sure like my girl does he doesnt have to ask for the sex...it comes with the package

lol

Yup you got that right! Never had a problem in that department, or even beg for it for that matter. I really don't understand how this becomes a problem among couples unless it wasn't really good to begin with LOL
 
Update:

Today I felt a huge surge of the force radiating out of my padiwan after she found the invoice of an order I placed to PA for some Tunze 6000s, 7095, and a Euro RC135 and other equipment I ordered. But before she could hit me with a force wave, I reminded her that if it wasn't for such equipment, we might have to repeat the rock, dunk, swish technique more often than we should. This made her realize it was definitely a good investment LOL. :D
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8078214#post8078214 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by djperezo
Yup you got that right! Never had a problem in that department, or even beg for it for that matter. I really don't understand how this becomes a problem among couples unless it wasn't really good to begin with LOL


You abviously do not have kids:D
 
LOL so true on the kids.

On the other note, when a wife says get a bigger tank, don't just go get it, RUN and get it. Good job
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8079357#post8079357 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by SPStoner
You abviously do not have kids:D

LOL I certainly do not, so that is one thing that I'll be looking forward to huh? I cringe at the thought.
 
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