cool IQ Test

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I call BS on this... I answered a lot of them wrong to see how low of a score I could get and it still gave me 112
 
Get them all right and do it fast...

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Needless to say, DO NOT give them any real info... They ask for address, home phone number, etc... make sure it's all fake.
 
a better intel quiz

Test for Smart People
> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
> will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
> professional. Scroll down for each answer.
> The questions are NOT that difficult, but don't scroll
> down UNTIL you've answered the question!>
> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> in the giraffe and close the door. This question
> tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the
> elephant and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
> the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
> This tests your ability to think through the
> repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
> the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests
> your memory.
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> Okay, even if you didn't answer the first three
> questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
> show your true abilities.
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> 4. There's a river you must cross but it's used
> by crocodiles and you don't have a boat. How do you
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
> across. Have you not been listening? All the
> crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This
> tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
> 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions
> wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
> answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> disproves the theory that most professionals have the
> brains of a four-year-old.
 
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that was fun at 2am!
 
speaking of elephants...

How do you put a condom on an elephant?
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Take the letter F out of the word way
 
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