Illuminati
Premium Member
Had a co-worker send me this:
A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing
a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and
arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi
Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the
booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it
was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the
extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving
just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today,
and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with
pain when the punishment was done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself),
and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
back. But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and
most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition
of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100
lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it
to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Packer fan to my back."
GO BEARS!!!!!
A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing
a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and
arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi
Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the
booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it
was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the
extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving
just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today,
and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with
pain when the punishment was done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself),
and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
back. But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and
most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition
of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100
lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it
to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Packer fan to my back."
GO BEARS!!!!!
