Some Humor : State Trooper / Senior Speeding

[Krazy]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he sped up to 80 m.p.h., enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought, as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he went to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," said the Trooper.

 

[Rainer Feyer]

That is FUNNY!

 

[Nammy]

Heard it before, still funny

 

[WinkeyWoneye]

HAHAHAHAHA!
That sounds a bit like our run-in on Rt.9 that day in the Maro..... LOL.
"Sorry Sir, we were just testing out the new rear end.....look at us, we just got done with it!" (Keith and Dan covered from head to toe in grease, sitting in the car) "Mr. Farron, your lucky a Chevy won the Nextel Cup race today.... Have a nice day!" (Keith and Dan both at this point look at each other and say.. What the heck just happened??) LOL....What a day that was. :smokin:

LOL..I saw the cop b4 Mr. Krazy, who was driving....and my only words where something along the lines of.."Ohh crap dude, that cop is pulling out of that lot sideways!! We are screwed!!" :eek1:
The cop pulled out of the same lot we just came out of sideways....He pulled us over for the same thing he just did, lol....except, We were much louder...and made it look way nicer! hahahaha :lol: (The cop was hiding on the side of the building...we had no clue he was there when we pulled out)

 

[Krazy]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9697553#post9697553 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by WinkeyWoneye
HAHAHAHAHA!
That sounds a bit like our run-in on Rt.9 that day in the Maro..... LOL.
"Sorry Sir, we were just testing out the new rear end.....look at us, we just got done with it!" (Keith and Dan covered from head to toe in grease, sitting in the car) "Mr. Farron, your lucky a Chevy won the Nextel Cup race today.... Have a nice day!" (Keith and Dan both at this point look at each other and say.. What the heck just happened??) LOL....What a day that was. :smokin:

LOL..I saw the cop b4 Mr. Krazy, who was driving....and my only words where something along the lines of.."Ohh crap dude, that cop is pulling out of that lot sideways!! We are screwed!!" :eek1:
The cop pulled out of the same lot we just came out of sideways....He pulled us over for the same thing he just did, lol....except, We were much louder...and made it look way nicer! hahahaha :lol: (The cop was hiding on the side of the building...we had no clue he was there when we pulled out)

OMG bro !!!

:lol:

You have just given me my daily laugh and brought up a great memory !!!

That was a very interesting time !!! I dunno how I didnt get a wreckless driving :eek2: Good Times Dan !!!


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