BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
South Florida man arrested early this morning after police were alerted by a silent alarm at the 87th Block of East 155th Ct.
As the officers arrived at the Neighborhood plumbing store they witnessed a half dressed man franticly roaming the isle scream “Where in the @%#$ are the *&!@ valves!!!â€Â
After questioning, the officers determined that the man was not a danger to them or the community. “He told us some type of gasket blew under his aquarium and the tank was slowly flooding his house with over 300 gallons of saltwater.†“The story was so far fetched that we drove him to his house to discovered his story was trueâ€Â, said officer Bradley. The man made the repairs and was taken downtown for further questioning.
The owner of the plumbing store has agreed not to press charges so long as the gentleman pays for the parts, damage to his store, and promises not to do it again.
I made this up but could see it happening.