a cynics guide to coral colors & vendors slogans

[tnyr5]

one of a kind!----- we've got five in our prop tanks
we paid big money to get these!------5 bucks instead of four
pink----brown
yellow-----brown
peach with yellow tips-----brown with brown tips
mauve, lavender, aqua, baby blue----bleached
hot pink lps-----half dead lps
you'll never see one of these again!-----not till next week
sale!-----they browned out
brown out sale!-----they were brown to begin with
one of a kind!------ keywords, one of
we're keeping one of these for our show tank!------we're keeping the nice one
super duper limited edition -----brown with colored tips

 

[zooqi]

How many years and how much money did it take to learn those things.
how about
Not Found In The Country = Not found in the country of origin because we flooded our market with

 

[coralnut99]

I wish someone would come up with a list of all the "collectors' edition" zoas out there: "eagle eye", " red people eater", "purple people eater", "people eater", etc. etc. Never thought it would come to designer names for corals to get people to buy them. Oh yeah, I get a real kick out of "armor of god"!!!

 

[tnyr5]

zoaid.com

 

[zooqi]

very interesting site there. Thanks for sharing.

 

[bmac]

leave it to you Tony to post this ! LMAO