You know - I've never won the lottery and I'm NOT HAPPY.
waiting....waiting...waiting...
STILL NOT HAPPY
waiting...waiting...waiting...
Oh, you're supposed to buy one of those ticket thingies?
Well I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT EITHER
waiting...waiting...
(BTW, we're talking GRAND PRIZE here, not one of those $1 winner things)
waiting...waiting...waiting...