Alright, couldn't resist.
A monkey, a mule and an Amish man walk into a bar. The bartender says "what'll you have?". The monkey says "give me a beer", the Amish man says "spring water, please". The bartender says "how about you, jackass?". The mule says "give me a beer, too". As the bartender walks down the bar to get their drinks, the Amish man says "why do you let him call you that?" The mule says "hee hawlways calls me that".
Keep in mind, I said "give me a beer" a little while ago, so please keep the flamethrower set to 'sear'.