An acrylic algae turf scrubber.

[Floyd R Turbo]

I'm sorry you feel so alone.

 

[slief]

There is someone out there that was making an effort to sell them, or at least was doing so this time last year. Google "Santa Monica 100 Acrylic Scrubber". If I were to make something for commercial sale, it would be very similar to SantaMonica's except use a t-5 retro instead of the Nova Extreme fixture. ...or maybe I'd offer an LED model in order to expand the market a bit. If you're really interested, PM me.

Old post but I thought I would mention Turbo Aquatics has some really nice scrubbers too.
https://www.algaescrubbing.com/