Calmness in our lives

[H@rry]

As we all tend to get caught up in the craziness of the holidays, I've
found this to be the best advice...read on

I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a
box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those
you feel might be in need of inner peace.

 

[Mariner]

Ummm...well...skipping my sermon and going straight to the obvious health issues here... Do you think it's safe to mix Prozac with Oreos?
Mariner

 

[kng]

:lol:

 

[speakeraddict]

I don't think you are supposed to have zinfandel with oreos either.

speakeraddict

 

[KwajRocks]

Harry, Love it! I am passing it on to my mailing list!

 

[MaryBebo]

Your a hoot H@rry!

I will share this

Christmas Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas
and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
" We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT

getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,

"they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

 

[speakeraddict]

HAHAHAHAHA!

That is one way to get out cheap for Christmas.

speakeraddict

 

[scothew]

Those are both great!!!

 

[H@rry]

Update

Update

A couple of days later, I don't feel so good. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all, although I did enjoy hanging out with Santa. See my hat?

 

[raycityboy1]

that was a hoot

 

[tjswan]

ilove them both!!!

 

[MaryBebo]

yep, your Santa hat makes your troll look all festive