I cant do the smokes only chew. The beer is too valuable to sell! I have been hording it in my basement and crawl spaces for about three years now. I figure I have around 4000 cases for when the aliens hit and Kaos takes over out world. I have a special bunker that is taste specific according to qty remaining, so unless you know what is on hand you cant get in.
Below the beer cellar is a fully functioning hydroponic "vegetable" garden that cant be detected by inferred cameras on planes or helicopters.
The aliens will have to use their uberstatmyothc sensing device if they ever want to find it. A few years back I spent some time in Utah and I learned that it is important for the human race to survive, they must keep supplies in case of a disaster. It is good to hear from you and how are the dirt roads?