Crab ID # ?????

[LadyReefNeck]

Anyone care to take a stab/jab/pinch at ID'ing this big ugly dude or dudette for me?? I've spent most of the day trying to find photo resources that resemble him/her but haven't even come close to a positive answer. Picture doesn't do him/her/it justice ... I would estimate it to be about the size of a full grown tarantula. Definitely has red eyes but haven't been able to get good view of pinchers. So far I've only seen it eating my shaving brush plant and a glob of cyano off the sand bed.

Any input would be appreciated.

P.S. Saturday has been set as it's Eviction Date.

 

[The steven liu]

Not really sure what it is from the angle you shot the picture but does look like a bad hitch hiker. Hairy too!