Glad someone got the beer joke.
As far as the dane the only thing I can think of is she ran over to visit and the dog lunged and tagged her ear. She is pitiful looking with her head wrapped up. If she flips her ears she pops it open again and I have to wash the blood splatter off the walls. CSI would swear there was a murder in my house because the trail went from front porch, hallway, bathroom door, living room wall two places, dining room and kitchen plus all of the drops on the floor.
Geeze.
It was our fault so I don't blame the neighbor at all. Our dog went into their yard and I don't know if the dog was defending her territory or was playing.