Just funny......well I thought.

[turbois300]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!!


TOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vetdog]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

[pprmntshrmps]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

 

[Saboral]

 

[Saboral]

^ Chuck Norris's Choice in Toilet Paper

 

[NbMaxx13]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups , he pushes the earth away...


Chuck Norris is so tough that he makes onions cry....

 

[NbMaxx13]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, and football-- in that order.

 

[NbMaxx13]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

 

[NbMaxx13]

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

[NbMaxx13]

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[NbMaxx13]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

[NbMaxx13]

they say under that beard there is no chin just another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer;
The problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried.

Ever.

 

[NbMaxx13]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[NbMaxx13]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper.
But, it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

 

[NbMaxx13]

Young Chuck Norris!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=88367