My luck

[Lost His Marbles Name]

I when to a new back doctor the other day he was able to figure out that I'm nuts and my back didn't fuse together. This is what the other doctor said too. Now in the up coming month or three I need a surgury. They will come in from the front and put more hardware in me. Get some bone from someware on my body and a few screw later I will be able to lift cars of the ground like super man. This new trade of mine will only be good if I'm with steve because his car will have another flat tire soon. What ever you do this month just put a big dog in your car, don't run on HWY 44 or go to the doctor, they never have good news for me. This will be my fourth back surgery and my 14th surgery on my body. I'm glad I have good insurance. Thanks for listening to me about my problems. Dave Oh I for got my boss sucks I worked Wed 9 hours then never went to sleep then I worked 17 more hours on thursday. A total of 26hrs with no sleep. Does anyone have a large gun I can use real quick?

 

[sirreal63]

Pound some alcohol quickly and sleep will come.

 

[capncapo]

Dave,

Shooting Steve is NEVER the solution!

He's had enough bad luck for a week. Wait until after Thanksgiving when he can't run as fast.

 

[Letmegrow]

Yeah wait until I am engorged on turkey carcasses.

They will make you into the six million dollar man in no time Dave, then when you jump it will make cool sounds. The sad thing is when you are the 6million$man, I am going to cut you up and sell all the parts.

 

[StupidsReef]

Dave, Would a 1942 German Mouser do?? It has an 8mm shot and I have 74 Armor piercing shots left out of my 80. Heck you could let Steve have a head start with his car on one flat tire and still get him.

 

[sirreal63]

dang...I miss my old BDC 7mm, it was a rarity, all left handed.

 

[rams]

Dave hope this one goes good for ya. I'm telling ya if you would just stop trying to body slam Nook your back would feel a lot better. Watch a little WWf when you were young and everyone thinks they area a heavy weight champion.

Nobody can beat the giant Wookie.