Seriously though - both my wife and I had it done about 2 years ago. We had it done at the UC Davis Laser Vision Correction Center
http://healthsystem.ucdavis.edu/lasik/
Unlike some of Lasik center where the doctor (ophthalmologist) does the surgery and your optometrist does the follow-up care, UCD Laser Vision Corrction Center's ophthalmologist does all the surgery AND follow care for a year. The follow up care is for up to one year. If needed, they will do one minor correction surgery during that year. Both of us were very impressed with the level of care that we got.
Here's the deal. You can get a senior opthalmologist to do the surgery, but it's something like $4K for both eyes. You can get a "fellow" (someone who is already a doctor, but going back for more training) to do both eyes for $2600. Last, you can get an intern to do it for $1600. The fellow and intern do the surgery under the supervision of a senior opthalmologist. I was going to go with an intern, but they cannot do custom Lasik. Custom Lasik is where the customize the surgery to the shape of your eyes. BTW - the intern and fellow only does a limited number of surgery. They don't disclose that these are options, so you will have to ask them about it. Also - the intern and fellow appointment goes something from like July 1st through June 30th. So do book an appointment in August. Wait until somehting like Feb/March/April to book an appointment. By then, they have already done a few surgery.
My wife had custom Lasik. While she did have some complication (eye infection), she now sees 20/20 with no side effects. My wife was terrified of the surgery, but they were able to calm her down with some anti-anxiety pills. If you have this problem, talk to your doctor. Also - expect to take a few days (possibly up to a week) off of work. Have someone drive you to your eye exam and surgery.
I had custom PRK (???) and have better than 20/20 vision. However, I occasionally suffer from dry eyes which I never had before. Given the choice, I would do laser eye surgery again.
Oh - if want more information, click on the link above. Call them and ask for their informational meeting. I think they have them once a week. It is very informative.
Minh