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[lovereefs1]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12966961#post12966961 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by 46cobraguy
thats what your momma fell in love with...along with all the other women in your life

You poor boy(?)! You obviously have some deep-seeded issues. Let me try to help you...here...stretch out on my sofa. If you are good, I will give you a sucker when we are through. Now tell me... why do you have so much hatred towards women? Is it because the other girls are prettier than you? Everyone loves you no matter how different (or pretty) you are! I suspect you are suffering from a hormonal imbalance. I would prescribe a diet modification that would involve eating less nuts and more BEEF! As soon as you get home, tell MOM I said HI... and remove this poster from your bedroom wall:

Then replace it with this one:

OK, our first session is a wrap! Same time next week huh? Here's your sucker:

Oh... don't forget to make that check out for $325 (sorry 1 hour min.) and payable to Dr. Beef... Have a nice day Princess!

 

[little_squid]

lmao

 

[46cobraguy]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12967298#post12967298 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lovereefs1
You poor boy(?)! You obviously have some deep-seeded issues. Let me try to help you...here...stretch out on my sofa.

i am the deep-seeded issue...thats why i was stretched out all over your sofa...and your counter....and your pillow seeding this issue while you werent home....sounds like no hatred on woman to me


haha sorry for the lack of illustrations but i actually work....and they might be in-appropriate anyways...so what was this about you and a rest stop and chris hansen? :lol:

 

[lovereefs1]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12967776#post12967776 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by 46cobraguy
i am the deep-seeded issue...thats why i was stretched out all over your sofa...and your counter....and your pillow seeding this issue while you werent home...

Dude...that must have been with Frodo! (vomit!) I specifically told him not to have any guests over while he tank sat during our trip to Seattle! :mad2: Now I understand why you coughed up that fur ball during our session. Next week we can discuss why you spent so much time in the closet when you were a young boy. In the mean time, I would like you to see my colleague, Dr. Parker for a second opinion. Additionally, follow it up with a HTD check by the health department.

No sucker for you!



P.S. Please don't come back with something else weak like "I know you are, but what am I" or "so are you" :rolleye1:

 

[Roman Ogee]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[craftytony]

I am hoping to see skimmate wrestling at the next beefy bash....

Main Event:

Gobbleguy vs. Lovesbeef

 

[46cobraguy]

he'd love the chance to rub up on another grown man....sorry for the weak comebacks but some serious effort with pictures and wat not on my work computer would not go over too well with the boss lol

 

[craftytony]

Don't you get to use your own avatar after 500 posts?

 

[Trotter]

Tony, can I get an OT logo? I promise to hijack as often as possible .

 

[craftytony]

In that case....

Here ya go!!!!

 

[Trotter]

Hooray!!

 

[aiko670]

Welcome, now you must come drink with us!

 

[lovereefs1]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12975972#post12975972 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by aiko670
Welcome, now you must come drink with us!

And don't forget about the initiation!!

 

[khanb31]

uh oh....i was gonna ask to join as well but if theres an initiation....

I cant even imagine what it could be...especially after seeing "skimmate wrestling" earlier...

:eek1:

 

[aiko670]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12976211#post12976211 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by khanb31
uh oh....i was gonna ask to join as well but if theres an initiation....

I cant even imagine what it could be...especially after seeing "skimmate wrestling" earlier...

:eek1:

Wuss!

 

[craftytony]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12976211#post12976211 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by khanb31
uh oh....i was gonna ask to join as well but if theres an initiation....

I cant even imagine what it could be...especially after seeing "skimmate wrestling" earlier...

:eek1:

Please disregard aiko the hobbit's comments. He is an evil little troll with short man syndrome.
We keep him on a short leash, just keep an eye on your ankles!

 

[khanb31]

and its funny because im TALL...so i dont think i should be worried about my ankles OR my knees.....but.....

yeesh...


SIGN ME UP!:rollface:

Im always up for wrestling lawn gnomes!

 

[aiko670]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12977054#post12977054 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by craftytony
Please disregard aiko the hobbit's comments. He is an evil little troll with short man syndrome.
We keep him on a short leash, just keep an eye on your ankles!

What time are you and your cousins coming over tomorrow to mow my lawn?
The people of the shire aren't happy that my lawn looks so unruly, it's hard for us to see when the grass gets that high...

 

[khanb31]

So what else is there to this initiation? Do i have to be .........old?

like...(gulp).......40+...

 

[craftytony]

The only thing you need to get into the OT crew is a great sense of humor!

We only have one 40+ MEMBER in our crew....that would be BEEFY....he's like 63 or so.....