"Oh my" is right, Weetz! Yippee, I got an out-of-stater in our club forum, line itemizing me in responses, and even flaming me a bit! Jeez, I'm feeling important!
Just curious - why is the .4pH drop being blamed on high co2 at your place? Does the drop reflect when everybody is home, outgassing co2?

Seems more like the typical in-tank day-night dynamics without hearing more of your story. Did you post more of the story at N-R? Link?
Anyways, I know how to bold text too, and I'm not afraid to do it!:
How is 500 - 1,000 ppm just shy of outdoor CO2.
That is 125 % - 200 % outdoor CO2 levels.
I said outdoor co2 levels are just shy of 400, i.e. slightly less than 400, as in the current global mean of 387ppm co2 (not that indoor levels are just shy of outdoor). That was obviously what I meant unless you were intentionally trying to misinterpret me.
What do you mean 5 ppm in water. In water pH is a pure function of the pH and Alk tied to the partial pressure of atm CO2. If you know your Alk and pH for FW you can calculate the CO2 and the same for seawater but which is more tricky.
Yeah, co2 is calculated from alk and ph just as you described (Co2 meters are more accurate, but hella bank). What else could I have meant? Are you trying to misread what I write?
Where did you come up with this 5 ppm in water. You are not even close. There are CO2 calculators for both FW and seawater. First you will get nowhere near 5 ppm in seawater, more like 0.50 ppm for the avg reef tank and maybe 1-2 ppm for FOT or a reef tank with low pH and high Alk. And most FW is much higher than that. FW planted tanks look for 10 -25 ppm depending on pH and Alk
In FW planted tanks, which is what I know best, it is typically around 5 without co2 injection (rreshwater is at equilibrium with air at 4ppm if I'm not mistaken, but fish bump that a bit especially without good surface agitation or photosynthesis). co2 injected tanks are quite a bit higher than the 10-25 you suggest, more like 25-45ppm (and much, much higher if measured at your co2 input points). Actually, 10-25ppm is a recipe for disaster in a well lit planted aquarium. A google search might have helped you see that though.
If co2 is 0.50 ppm in the average reef tank, as you say, then it is hard to see how that is something worth fussing over assuming normal temps, salinity, and alkalinity because it doesn't result in "low pH." Besides, we're talking about co2 levels in tanks in "high co2 air environments," hence my questions of why that matters if it is within the acceptable range, which you didn't answer. Still, this was as close as you got to being helpful in your labored response, so thank you.
I dare you to try that full pH swing with your reef tank and watch happens 
I never suggested doing so and wouldn't like to try. We're talking about much lower swings in reef tanks. I was, and am still asking for data on the effects on inhabitants from typical night to day pH swings in reef aquaria from co2 changes (e.g. 0.2 to 0.4 or so).
They will not rise it any more than that gibberish article you posted will lower indoor CO2. This is also gibberish nonsense.
Can you back that up with anything other than claims that the linked published empirical data is "gibberish"? I've seen some good data from Reefkeeping magazine and elsewhere that reverse photocycle refugiums do a great job of eliminating hypoxia and mitigating ph swings at night. They can only do this by using up co2 in photosynthesis... This isn't personal; just back up your claim in a way other than attacking someone else's published data on a separate issue.
Go look at the CO2 plotted diagram. You would need a jungle of plants to get a CO2 level form 450 down to 400ppm let along from 1000 to 400. The higher the indoor CO2 is the more there is driven into the water by diffusion. It is like a pressure thing. 500 ppm air has more pressure than 5 ppm in water, so the CO2 in the air is driven into the water, equals low pH. Have a party at your house with a bunch of people and watch the pH crash.
I didn't claim that plants would take co2 from 1000 to 400 or anything remotely resembling that claim. I said at worst they wouldn't hurt your aquarium and would likely take it down somewhat, which the "gibberish" article I linked substantiates to a certain extent. Ventilation would also help, in addition to or in place of plants (but not too practicable in East TN where everyone runs AC), as would running an air line from outside to a skimmer, etc. There are many ways to skin a cat, many of which seem preferable to co2 scrubbers for cost reasons, as I said.
You also have not heard of Google it appears.
Thanks. You've at least got condescension down.

Ad hominem aside, can you post a relevant link, not a mere google search on "low pH in reefs", which isn't specific enough to address the issue at hand? We're not talking about "acid rain" and the other posts that come up there, we're talking about mild pH differences, like 0.2-0.4, usually still within the generally accepted "safe range" for reefs due to the influence of changing co2 levels.
As for the controller, I am interested in controlling temperature, power outlets, and monitoring pH. Thanks for missing the sarcasm though, true class act.
