I was thinking more along the lines of a cheap coffee grinder or even a cheese grater or lemon zester.
I'm very intrigued by the idea. I've definately noticed that any pvc bits that have made it into my system always seem to be the first to turn purple.
Actually, i remember an old forum on making rock where they would use sand as the mold for the rock, thus leaving the outside coated...you could mix pvc shavings into the sand to get the pvc where you want it, as i don't think it would do you any good anywhere but on the surface.