A little mid day humor
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funkyman
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Watch out. Read below
Subject: Fw: HOME DEPOT SCAM
**A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.***
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the
back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet.
I had my wallet stolen JUNE 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, &
24th. Also JULY 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and
very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. *
Subject: Fw: HOME DEPOT SCAM
**A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.***
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the
back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet.
I had my wallet stolen JUNE 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, &
24th. Also JULY 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and
very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. *
CleveYank
20 Years and Over
nice ones
That whole taken hostage and forced to spend all my money at homedepot and lowes by hot women wouldn't work on my wife. Either that or she'd tell me I didn't need my full carry permit anymore. lol.
If a fish farts in the water do the other fish swim away with dirty looks on their faces? Can fish fart at all anyway?
Where's Jack Handy and the bad writers for SNL when you need them anyway?
That whole taken hostage and forced to spend all my money at homedepot and lowes by hot women wouldn't work on my wife. Either that or she'd tell me I didn't need my full carry permit anymore. lol.
If a fish farts in the water do the other fish swim away with dirty looks on their faces? Can fish fart at all anyway?
Where's Jack Handy and the bad writers for SNL when you need them anyway?
CleveYank
20 Years and Over
Oh here's one.
Big Power Executive is on the phone bragging to his buddy about the new computer system he got at work. "Has all the bells and whistles", he tells his buddy on the phone.
Buddy on the phone asks him "well you need all of that and do you know how to use it?"
Big Power Executive replies, "oh yeah, (picture of him with coffee mug sitting in extended DVD/CD Rom drive tray) It even has a neat coffee mug holder that comes out when you push a little button on the front!!!!!!!!!"
Big Power Executive is on the phone bragging to his buddy about the new computer system he got at work. "Has all the bells and whistles", he tells his buddy on the phone.
Buddy on the phone asks him "well you need all of that and do you know how to use it?"
Big Power Executive replies, "oh yeah, (picture of him with coffee mug sitting in extended DVD/CD Rom drive tray) It even has a neat coffee mug holder that comes out when you push a little button on the front!!!!!!!!!"
oh, i had a buddy who worked on computers at one of the local hospitals. apparently, one of the assistants that worked overnight said that the computer wouldnt turn on and that when she set her coffee down on the cup holder some of it might have splashed on the computer. when he got there, the coffee cup was still on the cd tray.
crazyseany
New member
do fish who goto bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fin?
also will copper get rid of stinky fin? please let me know I have my roll of penines waiting.....
also will copper get rid of stinky fin? please let me know I have my roll of penines waiting.....
rj ripetide
New member
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
>
> Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
> it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
>
> The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
> begged their dad for the clue.
>
> Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
>
> The little girl screams to her brother
>
> 'Don't eat it, it's an as_h_ _e..
>
> Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
> it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
>
> The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
> begged their dad for the clue.
>
> Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
>
> The little girl screams to her brother
>
> 'Don't eat it, it's an as_h_ _e..
