LOL! I like your analogy..
I went back to the LFS and the French Angel is more like 5". Still bigger than my current fish. I'll give it some time...it's been there for 3 weeks already and it's a nice specimen full of color. I've been tracking it for a week. Eating everything, but pellets. Not scratching on rocks, no cloudy eyes, no growths on its body. Fins are intact. It's probably not a good idea to pick it up, based on what the majority is saying. But if I can keep it for greater than 5 years - I'm upgrading my tank for sure!!