Congrats on the kid, fun times ahead!
Now, assuming you wanted to keep the body short, and make say 4-6 fittings all "fire" at different times rather than 3 at a time as in the pic, it'd be just as simple as dividing 360* by the number of outputs and cut the wedge out the resulting angle correct? Basicly 6 outputs, each fire on their own, each 60* apart, so you'd only cut a 60* wedge out of the center piece right? I'm thinking basically this would keep you from having to keep from forcing 1200 GPH out of 1 or 2 holes to get a resulting wave, and constructive interference would actually give you a better wave result in the end. I'll try and whip up a pic of what I'm talking about.
My other question is this, do you find that you have to worry about putting more water in the top than the bottom? You'd think that once the flow approached 50/50 the thing would just stop, then once the top inlet overcame that split it would start to spin backwards. Basically making it impossible to flow any more for the given pump. Moreso, the inlet flow being what it is will be the ultimate conveyor of how much water this puppy can swallow. I'd say 190% of the inlet flow would be about the stopping point?
Great thread, btw, I've got a brand new, never even had water in it SCWD in the box I practically stole from my LFS (They said they didn't have a market for it, and sold it to me for $20, stickered at $45) I think before I even hook it up I'm going to mad doctor it up like you suggest here. With my afformentioned twist of course. (It's going in a 210 and I need to make BIG waves

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