ok. Witnessed at local Petco:
"Can I have that yellow tang in my FW tank w/ mollies and guppies?"
Emp: "Yellow tangs can be slowly acclimated to live in FW, so yes."
Me to petco guy:
"is that a toadstool leather?" (it was 1" in diameter)
"No, that's a carpet anemone."
"You have 15 watts of light over it, why isn't it dead?"
"It's been here 3 days now, its doing great. Do you want it or what?"
LFS: "That rose anemone will be fine for your 55g tank, as long as your SG is 1.023. They really like their water at 1.023."
"OK what to feed it? (I'm a major noob at this juncture)"
"only rotifers. It will grow mostly from your 120w of PC lighting."
LFS: "That stingray will be ok in your 55g, just make it a lagoon in the middle of your rocks."
ugh.
Keep this thread going, its really awesome and only good can come from these stories. Like the one customer that wanted holes poked in the bag of fish to help them breathe...