Dear Digital SLR owners and concerned citizens everywhere,
I know many of you watch TV, read the paper, or go to church. You see the small children in Africa with the flys on them, victim of Katrina, or hear of third world bible shipments. You think to yourself "Self, I'm a compassionate person, but none of these charities are for me."
Well you're in luck. Announcing the "Buy Mike a 500mm f/4 L IS foundation" For only a few pennies (or $5500 if you want to fund the entire amount) you can buy a poor little boy in Montana (me) the super telephoto he so richly deserves. You know you want to call. Pick up that phone, and make the call. Operators are not standing buy. No one is there 24 hours a day. Ah forget that, I accept paypal.
Mike
PS Seriously, I'm going to get that lens, by hook or by crook. Toooooooooo sweet.
I know many of you watch TV, read the paper, or go to church. You see the small children in Africa with the flys on them, victim of Katrina, or hear of third world bible shipments. You think to yourself "Self, I'm a compassionate person, but none of these charities are for me."
Well you're in luck. Announcing the "Buy Mike a 500mm f/4 L IS foundation" For only a few pennies (or $5500 if you want to fund the entire amount) you can buy a poor little boy in Montana (me) the super telephoto he so richly deserves. You know you want to call. Pick up that phone, and make the call. Operators are not standing buy. No one is there 24 hours a day. Ah forget that, I accept paypal.
Mike
PS Seriously, I'm going to get that lens, by hook or by crook. Toooooooooo sweet.
