Amigo- Close, but in your analogy, there is more volume in the 14" straw, hence the longer contact time. If the volume is the same ( as it is inside the skimmer ) then the swirling just means the water moves faster. Contact "TIME" is identical. Contact "DISTANCE" is greater.
As far as I know, no-one is claiming that distance has an effect on the foam generation.
Again, I'm not saying swirling does nothing, just that I don't understand the physics behind the claimed benefits. I fully intend to try it myself some day.
Hey Hector- Little trick on the 7-7/8" circle cutters. Take a grinder and grind off the stop on them, and you can open them up to 8-1/4".

Run them REALLY slow, and they chatter like crazy at that diameter, so grind a negative rake on the cutting edge so it drags on the acrylic, instead of cuts. (Think of what a drill bit looks like where it cuts, if you run it in reverse. It just drags, which works well in acrylic.)
For the 12" diameters, I use the Mill and spin the work against the stationary bit to make an MDF pattern. It's a PITA, but I don't have to do it often. The pattern is vacuum clamped to the acrylic, rough-cut on the band saw, then flush-trimmed on the router table.
Wait 'till I get my CNC put together, and I'll rip a set of patterns out of MDF for you in minutes.
Zeph