Has your Husband been a bit preoccupied with his reef tank lately? Would YOU like some attention too?
Welcome to the first addition of Revelations of a Reefkeepers Wife.
Here are just a few ideas to get his attention:
1. Throw away that expensive cologne you bought. Instead try dabbing a little skimmer foam behind your ears.
2. After your bath, walk around in nothing but an Instant Ocean towel.
3. Become a "Decorator Wife". All you have to do is affix a few coral frags to yourself on key areas and walk around cleaning the house.
4. Borrow the maid costume. They ALL seem to like it.
5. Role Play. Pretend that you are clownfish and your bed is the Anemone. Pick on him all day and then don't let him sleep in the bed at night.
If none of these tactics work...
Pull a GRiss and disappear. He'll eventually notice that you're gone because he's hungry and just might come looking for you.
:rollface:
Welcome to the first addition of Revelations of a Reefkeepers Wife.
Here are just a few ideas to get his attention:
1. Throw away that expensive cologne you bought. Instead try dabbing a little skimmer foam behind your ears.
2. After your bath, walk around in nothing but an Instant Ocean towel.
3. Become a "Decorator Wife". All you have to do is affix a few coral frags to yourself on key areas and walk around cleaning the house.
4. Borrow the maid costume. They ALL seem to like it.
5. Role Play. Pretend that you are clownfish and your bed is the Anemone. Pick on him all day and then don't let him sleep in the bed at night.
If none of these tactics work...
Pull a GRiss and disappear. He'll eventually notice that you're gone because he's hungry and just might come looking for you.
:rollface:
He loves the tank, but he doesn't want to know how it works or go pick out livestock with me. (It's just another kind of shopping as far as he's concerned!)
