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UH_OH_5_OH

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It is with great dispair that we announce the passing of Johnny Lee Hooker....the McCoskers Flasher Wrasse !

It is with great sadness that a brief ceremony was held at the edge of the toilet. He will be missed.

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In lieu of flowers, cash can be sent to UH_OH_5_OH by a PM.
 
I've only had him about two weeks but my bride and kids really fell in love with him as he was much prettier than the Carpenters FW that I got when I picked him up.


Initially, responding officers believed it was a suicide but following up on a tip from an anonymous informant have lead the investigation to focus upon The Blue DAMsel as being at the fins of a vile, unprovoked attack on this precious fish.

Warrants are expected before the close of the week.
 
Bummer, though you made me laugh :D

Considered removing the damsel? I know plenty of people will tell you that their damsel isn't that bad. Let me tell you the flipside. I had a Fiji Blue Devil (the kind with the yellow belly) in my first reef. It got to the point, I may as well have just bought any new fish, ripped all their fins off myself, and flushed it down the toilet before ever putting into the tank of death. Something to consider.
 
Just got word back from the Crime Lab and it turns out there are definite pectoral fin 'push' marks in and around the dorsal and tail fin that are typical of fish of the DAMsel genus.

I've made contact with the States' Attorney and he plans to pursue the Flush Penalty.
 
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This photo evidence shows the crime scene as it was being processed by a CSI.




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A closer examination revealed water drip marks on the wall just behind the stand and definite electric blue flecking similar to the scale patterns associated with the Blue DAMsel genus of fish.

Further laboratory results are pending.
 
prettty funny stuff i would rather you return it to a lfs rather then flush the guy... Life in prision rather then the death plenty on this one..haha
 
You know... if you had a web cam on the tank you could have had a ton of witnesses.
BTW... Did you interview the other inhabitants?
 
UPDATE:

After lengthy interviews which included the classic good cop bad cop approach....this is what we have so far....

....The Sailfin broke down in about two minutes of having the MH shined at her and detritis blown in her face....she started crying and pleading that she didn't know anything.

....The Royal Gramma...well this is could be tough one. See given he's not from around here we had to contact the State Dept and their sending an interprator over in another day or so.

....The Carpenters Wrasse; Squealed like a stuck nudibranch. Said he saw everything and put the whole package on the Blue DAMsel.

...and the Blue DAMsel; shockingly, invoked his right to counsel the minute we got him into the ziploc bag.

Anyway; we managed to put a mini-cam into the cave where he hangs out and sleeps at night so maybe we'll get something from that plus the Coral Banded Shrimp has agreed to wear a wire in trade for full immunity.

All together the investigation is going pretty well. I'll fill you guys in when we get more intel. See ya !
 
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