Paul B
Premium Member
I went to my shoulder surgeon today. I have a guest pass and my own seat there being I was there so many times. They stamp my hand when I go.
He took an X Ray and all the nonsense so they can bill my insurance company. I didn't have a cookie because that would bring up the price.
The X Ray looks like a good hardware store because I already had 4 surgeries on that shoulder. The toggle bolts are not even rusty yet.
He said my shoulder kind of looks like craters on the moon but the rotator cuff looks worse and can't be fixed without a miracle or maybe coral glue.
It was just repaired too many times which is what happens to Real Men who had a Real job and actually worked really hard and didn't spend years in front of a fish tank painting white ich parasites black on a black molly so you can't see them.
He filled me with cortisone and Lanicaine so I should be good until maybe this Tuesday. If my arm falls off he will order an MRI and replace the shoulder with an aluminum one. My other shoulder got jealous.
He took an X Ray and all the nonsense so they can bill my insurance company. I didn't have a cookie because that would bring up the price.
The X Ray looks like a good hardware store because I already had 4 surgeries on that shoulder. The toggle bolts are not even rusty yet.
He said my shoulder kind of looks like craters on the moon but the rotator cuff looks worse and can't be fixed without a miracle or maybe coral glue.
It was just repaired too many times which is what happens to Real Men who had a Real job and actually worked really hard and didn't spend years in front of a fish tank painting white ich parasites black on a black molly so you can't see them.
He filled me with cortisone and Lanicaine so I should be good until maybe this Tuesday. If my arm falls off he will order an MRI and replace the shoulder with an aluminum one. My other shoulder got jealous.
