i came across this today:how to make a woman happy?

[orientalexpress]

mine pretty much need most of this.if i offense anybody,i apology in advance.








How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45 give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget :
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[aquaclear500]

Thats why I have been having so much bad luck with the ladies.
Thanks for sharing.

 

[bladze]

Re: i came across this today:how to make a woman happy?

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7697933#post7697933 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by orientalexpress

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

LOLz

 

[Ti]

fun

 

[drdoolittle]

LOL...

Thats me and my Fiance'..

 

[zapata41]

forgot one thing though, bring beer for man

Tim

 

[dannieboiz]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7711944#post7711944 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by zapata41
forgot one thing though, bring beer for man

Tim

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here.. Be sure to click on the 2nd page also:


Click here to see the demonstration

 

[Skorpinok]

This may not happen to you folks, but I actually knew a guy who hooked up with this girl in a BAR and he had a one night stand. The dumb *** has un-protected sex, months later she called him and told him that she was pregnant. So she claimed that the child is his. After a lengthy court battle and DNA testing, it turns out that she was already pregnant, and she knew about it, and wanted him to pay for child support. Because her pimp would not pay for it.

Be-careful when visiting your local wet bar.

 

[Vincerama2]

Ah, no wonder! I kept showing up at women's places naked with pizza! I got the lists mixed up!

V

 

[Vincerama2]

Oh;

How to make a Reefer happy
1) Show up with a frag



V

 

[reefer on a budget]

lapsan since when were you concerned about a woman's feelings...i thougth only the reef and yourself mattered..LOL jk