Had to post this..
I prefer to buy fish local as I want to support the local shops and I like to hand pick my specimens so to speak. One of the popular internet sites had a big sale and they also carried some stuff I cant get locally so I put in my first order.... Below is the conversation that I just had:
Operator: Hello
ME: Yes my order number is xxxxxx
Operator: Ok I have it pulled up can I help you.
ME: Yes, order arrived on time but two fish were DOA in the bags and the third was also DOA but I didn't notice until I took it out of the bag.
Operator: How do you know the fish in the bag are dead?
ME: Ummm....the fact that they were floating upside down and not breathing.
Operator: Did you try to revive them?
ME: Really?
Operator: Yes many times if you acclimate them they come back to life
ME: Ummm....I have been keeping fish for 20 years, I think I know a dead fish when I see it.
Operator: Can you take the fish out of the bag and try and acclimate them for 30 minutes?
ME: The water is cloudy, the fish are bright white and deteriorating and you want my to drip acclimate them?
Operator: Yes, call me back in thirty minutes and let me know what happens
ME 45 minutes later: Hello, yes, I am the guy with two dead fish continuing to float in an acclimation drip line.
Operator: So they did not revive?
ME: NO
Operator: Are you sure?
ME: Are you kidding?
Operator: No
ME: No, apparently there are no miracles to be found here tonight
Operator: Ok we will refund you.
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