Neptune Conductivity Probe
I've had reasonable luck getting the pm2 probes calibrated, but what I've found is that you should leave it in the tank for a good 1-2 weeks before calibration, then don't clean it when you calibrate it. I believe that it develops a thin film of bacteria or algae or something that affects the reading. If you calibrate before that film forms or clean the film off when you calibrate then it will slowly drift out of calibration over the next week or two as the film reforms. Cleaning the probe is ok to do occasionally if you want, but just don't recalibrate it until it's been back in the tank for at least a week or two after the cleaning.
You don't need to worry about getting it super dry for the calibration either. Usually what I do is swish it around in the tank water a bit to shake off any loose stuff on it, then just shake it out and blow into the end of the probe or use some compressed air to get out 99% of the water.
The thing that frustrated me the most, though, was that I discovered that no two calibration solutions are the same. I tried the neptune solution, two different brands from amazon, and Randy's homemade solution and they were different by at least 1ppt and as much as 3ppt. Since I run my tank at 35ppt according to my refractometer, what I finally wound up doing was just calibrating the salinity probe using tank water.