Hay guyz.. waht is thies thraed all about ?
Hay guyz.. waht is thies thraed all about ?
I rewrote errrrrr I mean EDITED this issue of the Club drama rag of a newspaper, and here is MY version of how it would read if I was in charge of it. Complete with typoos and grammar errorz.
The most recent CDMAS meeting was out in eastbejezus at this kicken pad owned by Rainer and his hot wife Cathrine. There was some good eats and "beverages of a refreshing nature" that were consumed with great gusto and colonic fortitude. There was 16 of us that hauled our a$$es out there past teh cowpie fields and braved a 40 minute trip turning into two hours by getting stuck behind a traktor doing 7 mph in a 55 zone with absolutely not a chance of passing it for 12+ miles. Teh trip out ther was worth it. We all put fingerprints on his front glass and drooled spittle on his carpetign because his setups are totaly nice and clean and not any dead fish floating in the sump or any hair algae at all.... He must have CLEANED his tanks the day before we got there..... noooooo not like just everyone else doesen't do that ... hurrr hurr hurr..... Either way they were impressive and he has this porker of a rabbitfish in the tank too. There is a super comfortable couch infront of the tank that I'm sure would be glowing in the black light or under UV from being "used" as I for one know I'd be macking it to the ladies while sitting there with a bottle of red or Dom with Barry White singing in the background....
One of the major discussion topics of the night was the format of the CDMAS newsletter. An outstanding print copy of a possibility of what the newsletter could be was brought by Dave ESPI for discussion. Multiple opinions were voiced during this time, but in the end it was decided that first issue would be content only, and available on-line. I took it upon myself to make up this mock copy to show " LOOK WAHT AH KAN DO !" to the rest of the slackers in CDMAS, and well, this is what ya get ! Pretty neat eh ? look, it's even in C O L O R ! Nicely done Dave! I'm pattin' myself on the back here...
AS usual, there was a raffle where they used the shortest armed person in the club for the ammount of tickets you get for 5.00.... To cap off the night the meeting raffle was held. The first Winner was Ken Twinam. Ken won a Blowup Doll. He couldn't use it, because he likes rough sex. Ken said he had one before, and she just farted and flew out the window when he bit her neck. Rainer gladly accepted it as a consolation prize since he wanted a 3some, and comeon... that's just H O T ! The second winner was Linda Close, who won a nice montipora plate coral donated by Tony Ambesi. SHe too wanted the 25 doll, but she settled for a quickly copped feel of it's hoo-hah and giggled maddly. The third winner was Joe Allard winning some Kent supplementations(they sucked anyway). The final winner was Dave Carter; who won a Kent pro scraper. Last I heard, he was using it to peal the bugs off his windsheild from the ride home out of "the boonies".
So well, The next meeting will be an exciting one for sure... OHH BOY !!! MORE COWS AND POO SMELL ! the first joint CDMAS, HVRK frag and swap meet. The date for this event is November 11, Linda and Tom Close are the hosts. Hope to see you all there." Oh eayh, and I'm cooking, so you punks better be greatfull for my long and arduious hours spent typing up this newsletter, because you really are cutting into my beauty rest and stress management classes start in an hour, and I'm already 1/2 hour late for leaving to go.
see ya in a few weeks....
ya B i t c h e s !
). Chris, we would greatly appreciate it if you continued to work on the paper. If you decide not to, that is your choice. But from this point forward, lets stop the bickering, put our differences aside, and get back to having fun.
Yes it should be fun and yes things defin seem to get taken out of context on the board
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Can we keep the pace and set forth??? Damn drama!! Arrrr
