Non-Reefers say the darndest things
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assassinco97
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Non-Reefer: Whats that thing there......(pointing at urchin on
glass)
Reefer: An Urchin
Non-Reefer: kinda looks like a pincushion, look at all the fish
avoiding it.....looks like it might hurt if I pet it
Reefer: Probably
Non-Reefer: Do you mind if I try ???????
and some people say fish are dumb
glass)
Reefer: An Urchin
Non-Reefer: kinda looks like a pincushion, look at all the fish
avoiding it.....looks like it might hurt if I pet it
Reefer: Probably
Non-Reefer: Do you mind if I try ???????
and some people say fish are dumb
KDodds
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From some real conversations:
Where do you get them from?
I trap them in my back yard.
What are those plants?
Rare imports from one of Jupiter's moons.
Is that saltwater?
Nope, it's synthetic seawater.
So it's not real water?
No, it's mostly baby oil.
I still think the clownfish needs a house like Nemo.
Well, he wants one, but he can't afford the down-payment, and the points are killer.
So you still have the fish?
No, I traded in tens of thousands of dollars worth of livestock and equipment in for something far more practical, a submarine.
So you really still have the fish?
No, they all died, what you see floating in the tank in front of you are all fishy-ghosts.
That's too much work.
Really? And spending 16 hours per week on some live rug in front of your house isn't?
You paid how much for rocks?
Well, let's just say I don't purchase those wrestling pay-per-views monthly.
Are they alive?
No, they're robotic.
How much would it cost to set up something like this?
You could probably afford it, but I don't think you could do it.
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
It means that, if you knew how to do it successfully, to keep it going, you wouldn't have to ask that question.
So, did you get any new fish?
Nope, just the same old ones. Next week, I think I have to get one of those a wheelchair.
How come they don't die?
Because I do my best to know how to care for them.
See, I told you they would die.
One fish? After 12 years? How old is your dog?
There are tons more, those are just a few off the top of my head.
Where do you get them from?
I trap them in my back yard.
What are those plants?
Rare imports from one of Jupiter's moons.
Is that saltwater?
Nope, it's synthetic seawater.
So it's not real water?
No, it's mostly baby oil.
I still think the clownfish needs a house like Nemo.
Well, he wants one, but he can't afford the down-payment, and the points are killer.
So you still have the fish?
No, I traded in tens of thousands of dollars worth of livestock and equipment in for something far more practical, a submarine.
So you really still have the fish?
No, they all died, what you see floating in the tank in front of you are all fishy-ghosts.
That's too much work.
Really? And spending 16 hours per week on some live rug in front of your house isn't?
You paid how much for rocks?
Well, let's just say I don't purchase those wrestling pay-per-views monthly.
Are they alive?
No, they're robotic.
How much would it cost to set up something like this?
You could probably afford it, but I don't think you could do it.
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
It means that, if you knew how to do it successfully, to keep it going, you wouldn't have to ask that question.
So, did you get any new fish?
Nope, just the same old ones. Next week, I think I have to get one of those a wheelchair.
How come they don't die?
Because I do my best to know how to care for them.
See, I told you they would die.
One fish? After 12 years? How old is your dog?
There are tons more, those are just a few off the top of my head.
The Grim Reefer
Ready for some NOBALL!!!
"YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!"
fishykid9212
New member
Non-reefer hey look is that a puffer fish?
Me- yeah-
non-reefer- does it puff?
Me- yeah-
non-reefer- does it puff?
Chrisgriffith25
New member
nonreefer- what did you do with that fish that was picking on all the others
reefer- I ate him
nonreefer- you did!?!
reefer- used him as an example to keep the other fish in check
reefer- I ate him
nonreefer- you did!?!
reefer- used him as an example to keep the other fish in check
