Not dealing with Marine animals, but I still need help please!
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Btw, where is he getting his water from? He can go a lot longer without food than he can water.
OUBrook
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Haha, thanks for the suggestions and the offers, guys. I would maybe consider getting several of you out here to get him if he doesn't abandon fort. I would just hate if someone got hurt. And right now he's stuck in a closet, not running around in our house- which is what I predict to happen if we try to catch him. Haha, that would be something I would break the movie camera out for. And I so would NOT provide fish experts, not squirrel experts, with beer and guns to shoot at a gas heater! Are ya kidding me?! No. But, I may need some help in a day or so. He may start cookin for real. I don't see how he couldn't get out, but ya never know.
Last night Sheri and I decided to take pics of the scenario for y'all. This is after I took sleep aid at Chris's, drove home, posted online, then got the camera. This was a little stupid looking back at it because I was scared out of my mind lookin at the camera and not the beast. And I was swaying a little with a slower reaction time. Haha, everytime the camera would flash, I would slam shut the door hoping it didn't freak him out bad enough to leap at my face. But I got a few shots for you.
Oh, and we named him Moose.
Here's Moose's condo:
And here is Moose. He's way bigger than he looks in the picture. He's like squirrelzilla. Sasquatch-Squirrel...
I tried to get a picture of where he came in. I don't know if you can tell, but half of the ceiling is gone for pipes to go through. It's just all cut away. That's why I don't see why he couldn't get out.
And lastly... This is your life:
And this is your life on Squirrel..
Last night Sheri and I decided to take pics of the scenario for y'all. This is after I took sleep aid at Chris's, drove home, posted online, then got the camera. This was a little stupid looking back at it because I was scared out of my mind lookin at the camera and not the beast. And I was swaying a little with a slower reaction time. Haha, everytime the camera would flash, I would slam shut the door hoping it didn't freak him out bad enough to leap at my face. But I got a few shots for you.
Oh, and we named him Moose.
Here's Moose's condo:
And here is Moose. He's way bigger than he looks in the picture. He's like squirrelzilla. Sasquatch-Squirrel...
I tried to get a picture of where he came in. I don't know if you can tell, but half of the ceiling is gone for pipes to go through. It's just all cut away. That's why I don't see why he couldn't get out.
And lastly... This is your life:
And this is your life on Squirrel..
papagimp
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what we were missin', pictures of "moose"!!!!
It sure is a good thing the human race pretty much ignores the whole "natural selection" and "survival of the fittest" thing. Or your bloodline would never had made it this far. This whole situation sure does put evolution into perspective. And such a tiny squirrel-zilla!
That's what we were missin', pictures of "moose"!!!!
It sure is a good thing the human race pretty much ignores the whole "natural selection" and "survival of the fittest" thing. Or your bloodline would never had made it this far. This whole situation sure does put evolution into perspective. And such a tiny squirrel-zilla!
This thread is a riot!
If I were closer... I would bring the taser over and have your new "live in" do a little squirrel Christmas dance.
The "flamethrower in a can" would be a hoot to watch, a little popcorn and beer.... what a show.
Have you tried closing all interior doors, open exterior door, and turn the dogs and cats loose on it? That's what my parents did when they had a squirrel in their house. It bounced off a couple walls, but made it out of the house.
If I were closer... I would bring the taser over and have your new "live in" do a little squirrel Christmas dance.
The "flamethrower in a can" would be a hoot to watch, a little popcorn and beer.... what a show.
Have you tried closing all interior doors, open exterior door, and turn the dogs and cats loose on it? That's what my parents did when they had a squirrel in their house. It bounced off a couple walls, but made it out of the house.
ouspeedbump
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One of our dogs is a pansy and wouldn't stop running til she hit ocean, the other is in fact a cranky old broad, but the fact that she is an 11 year old Dachshund who is losing teeth kinda diminishes the effect. All she could do is gum it to death. As for the cat, one open door and she is gone. She likes to bolt and disappear for a couple of days. That makes Brook sad and I, personally, like her happy. Makes my life nicer when she is. ;-) As for Moose, if we could get him into my old rat cage, I shall call him moosey, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my moosey! hehehe (boss is sick, so I kinda don't have much to do today... I get bored easily.)
Ok, here's what you do......
Set up a big table with all kinds of food..... Invite more people over than your house will hold.... Borrow Paul's rottweiller and let the fun begin... Just watch Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase, should be close to that scene except squirrel on hot water tank instead of in tree (been awhile since I've seen it, pretty sure that is how it went!).
Set up a big table with all kinds of food..... Invite more people over than your house will hold.... Borrow Paul's rottweiller and let the fun begin... Just watch Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase, should be close to that scene except squirrel on hot water tank instead of in tree (been awhile since I've seen it, pretty sure that is how it went!).
ouspeedbump
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I guess I forgot the rest of that quote.... the last part kinda makes me nervous....
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy! Come on, little squishy."
[baby talk]
Dory: "Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!"
That is only true for jellies, right? not squirrels? my rats weren't mean! squirrels like to cuddle too..... right?
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy! Come on, little squishy."
[baby talk]
Dory: "Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!"
That is only true for jellies, right? not squirrels? my rats weren't mean! squirrels like to cuddle too..... right?
OUBrook
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I think Moose heard our plotting and either vacated the premises or went for backup. I'm too scared to have the door open long enough to look for him. Plus, anytime I open the door, my cat thinks she's going to defend the fort and charges in. So he may be gone. Well, probably not gone, but most likely in the attic. I'm sure this isn't the last of Ol' Moose.
ouspeedbump
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let's not go Christmas vacation here. Remember the cat? I like Brook happy, remember? Let's not make me miserable here! It's Christmas!
OUBrook
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Eh Hum!??
Did you really just say that?? You're about to get pummeled by Chris and I. I'm pretty sure one of your "sweet, harmless, little rats" got put in a deep freeze for 8 hours and shot at because it wasn't so sweet and harmless! Do we really need to go into that story?? I know how that story ends, my dear. Brook and Mom were the victors...
Did you really just say that?? You're about to get pummeled by Chris and I. I'm pretty sure one of your "sweet, harmless, little rats" got put in a deep freeze for 8 hours and shot at because it wasn't so sweet and harmless! Do we really need to go into that story?? I know how that story ends, my dear. Brook and Mom were the victors...
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