Nothing

[ScruffyRubicon]

mushroom

 

[MayoBoy]

to the hairy French

 

[capncapo]

poodle who happened to be

 

[pewter_jean]

sniffing around the fire hydrant

 

[Im Lon 2]

Looking for a good

 

[capncapo]

place to

 

[MperRluvR]

bark at the mailman

 

[JxMetal]

squat

 

[ScruffyRubicon]

put a skimmer

 

[ScruffyRubicon]

or just

 

[capncapo]

pee.

 

[JxMetal]

squat

 

[ScruffyRubicon]

like a

 

[capncapo]

This conundrum brought to mind the universal witticism that is often displayed in truckstop bathrooms across America ..... here I sit, broken hearted....

 

[ScruffyRubicon]

because my dog left me and my wife won't...

 

[JxMetal]

squat

 

[ScruffyRubicon]

but we won't blame JxMetal just because he won't...

 

[panaboy95]

squat to pee

 

[beapeams]

sometimes you just have to stand up and

 

[MayoBoy]

risk being called "Mr. Wetleg" because you