O/t Funny Joke

[lusenut2]

INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'

 

[skippy823]

nice

 

[JUICE!]

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point
to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is
married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her
husband wants to run !

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger
woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies !

 

[Fuzzy]

That's a good one :lol:

I hope I can remember it next time I'm at Hagan O'Reilly's having a pint or three!!