Oralando! Reefapalooza? NOPE!!!

Capt_Cully

Capt_Cully

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So I'm in Orlando as we speak. Reefapalooza is this weekend. Am I going??? NOPE!!!!

Day 3 of the trip. I've walked over 18 miles at 3 different Disney properties and dropped a C-Note for every mile. I should Be knees deep in awesome corals for that money. Instead, I'm dealing with dehydrated traumatized children, my mother-in-law on a hover-round scooter and a wife who is so eternally optimistic that it exacerbated my self hatred. Her biggest flaw is that she loves me. The self hatred increases 10 fold knowing I'm this close to this much reefkeepin' goodness but must stand fast waving the "œDad" banner.

At least we're not wearing matching T-shirts....yet.

To quote Borat, "œDo the Jesus love me????"
 
Capt somewhere along the way you have to balance that "dad" life with the reef keeping. I'm sure we have all those moments but happy wife, happy life! But somehow I would try to sneak in some me reef time ;) Enjoy the rest of your trip bud.
 
Cully - that's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen, but Mark's right - enjoy it!
You can always buy a $1000 frag later ;)
 
you are livin' the dream!

you are livin' the dream!

who wants to be seen at reefapalooza.... ?
they videotape those fish nerds and put them on FB!
 
That made me laugh out loud! I’m with Mark, enjoy every second! Just got back from Kiawah Island S.C., just wife and I...last summer we took our kids, spouses and 5 grandkids under 4 to the same place—it was a total circus but we missed them the whole time we were there
 
Oh my god!!!! Dude that is the funniest darned thing I've read in a lonnnggggg time!!! I'm sure the rewards for flying that Dad banner so steadfastly were truly awesome!! ;) :p
 
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