OT: Karen (hijackers wanted)

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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8740777#post8740777 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Oblivionis
Since this thread is very useful and informative I would like to add to it to make it even more educational:

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE:

SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another beer

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar

Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above

Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer

Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking

Beer is crystal-clear
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him

People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer

Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs

Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves

Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar
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Okay guys we are definitely done in now! They will definitely close this thread for sure...... :mad:

Why you say? :confused:

Because, there is way, way, wayyyyy more useful information in this one single post than in the whole thread before it! :mad2:

Oh yea, this is also another way to get on with the pages..... :lol:

Knucklehead
 
WHERE HAS ROD BEEN???????

To be off topic of the off topic thread but ON topic of RC, what have been your experiences with the Powder Blue Tang? :)
 
Im hanging around, but you guys are waaayyy too fast for me. .

Of topic: The powder blues that I have seen coming in, have all been very healthy, and have all done very well. They are supposed to be one of the more delicate tangs though.
 
Well, wish me luck!.....Any advice if he seems to be headin' south? Do ya still have the DI stuff I need? I want to try and pick them up friday...oh and return your TDS meter with brand spankin new battery ;)

on a side note....when's the next lecture at your place with more DIY stuff and DSB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8743471#post8743471 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by craftytony
That crazy mofo jumped into my overflow and managed to wind up in the filter sock....RIP :(
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you really have bad luck with them. i wish ya luck with the tang.
 
Way too fast for Love!!! Can't keep up!!! My eyes hurt +-) Figured i can Hijack...

Rod, how much of that blue myth you put in the 3gal's for larv? about a cap? Thanks for all and sorry to get another tidbit if useable info in thy thread.
ANOTHER CLOSET SPEAKS!!!!!
I need a nap ;)
 
yep they sent me home from work (without pay) 3 1/2 hours early cuz not much babies were birthing. can you guys get busy! i need job security to pay off some corals!:)
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8743839#post8743839 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by jcavanaugh18
I don't even know what to say anymore.

crazyness
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Maybe you can start by explaining this!!!!


100_2582.jpg
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8743495#post8743495 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by FiberLux
Okay guys we are definitely done in now! They will definitely close this thread for sure...... :mad:

Why you say? :confused:

Because, there is way, way, wayyyyy more useful information in this one single post than in the whole thread before it! :mad2:

Oh yea, this is also another way to get on with the pages..... :lol:

Knucklehead
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What I miss?
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8744669#post8744669 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by karenL
got bored a few years ago and thought I'd share
you need volumn turned up

http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/thekarenL/?action=view&current=loveshack.flv?t=1166047269

it features hipocampus capensis, H. ingen, a pic of hubby and me about 2-3 years ago and a few others

yep, it's stupid, but was fun way to kill time
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I'm now convinced that if you were any crazier you'd be locked in a padded room at a state run facility.....
 
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