moon jelly
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jackan.....are you going to stick your tongue onto the flagpole in subzero temperature and text message aiko to have him come save you?
OT: Karen (hijackers wanted)
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jackan.....are you going to stick your tongue onto the flagpole in subzero temperature and text message aiko to have him come save you?
karenL
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I'm trying to finish my Christmas gifts today and realized my life has been all for nothing
I have always thought that God loved me more than anyone else cause I have so many more blessings than anyone else
like
when my basement flooded last week, God gave me the knowledge to over waterproof everything, so I did
practically no damage or loss
I was given great nieghbors and friends since God new I'd need them
I met a man that can tolerate me, so I married him, must have been sent by God
but today I realize I have no glue
why would God foresake me
God is laughing at me
40 years of the most incredible life and this is what it comes to
I've searched the entire house
I have several types of tape, caulk, silicone, staples(paper and the kind for the gun), nails, screws of all sorts and styles, hex head, philips...,
no glue, hot glue gun with glue sticks, super glue gel
no white school glue
I'm gonna wallow in self pity now and drink
I have always thought that God loved me more than anyone else cause I have so many more blessings than anyone else
like
when my basement flooded last week, God gave me the knowledge to over waterproof everything, so I did
practically no damage or loss
I was given great nieghbors and friends since God new I'd need them
I met a man that can tolerate me, so I married him, must have been sent by God
but today I realize I have no glue
why would God foresake me
God is laughing at me
40 years of the most incredible life and this is what it comes to
I've searched the entire house
I have several types of tape, caulk, silicone, staples(paper and the kind for the gun), nails, screws of all sorts and styles, hex head, philips...,
no glue, hot glue gun with glue sticks, super glue gel
no white school glue
I'm gonna wallow in self pity now and drink
moon jelly
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maybe your husband is sniffing all the glue because he is married to you:lmao:
craftytony
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TONYA HAS PIRATED INTERNET ONCE AGAIN!!!!! With a new spiffy 250gb harddrive yeeee HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
moon jelly
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Tonya-what time is the par-tee?
moon jelly
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Tonya-you asked me what festivus is. Here is a definition:
Festivus is an annual holiday invented in 1966 [1] by Dan O’Keefe, and introduced to popular culture by O'Keefe's son, Daniel on December 18, 1997 in the Seinfeld episode "The Strike".[1] The holiday is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often to avoid the holiday rush,[1] and it consists of untraditional practices such as wrestling the household head to the floor, there pinning him, or the "Airing of Grievances" in which each person tells each and everyone else all the ways they've disappointed him/her over the past year, and after a Festivus dinner, the "Feats of Strength" are performed.
An aluminum pole is generally used in lieu of a Christmas tree or other holiday decoration, shedding holiday materialism (according to O'Keefe it was the only tradition that was made up by the show’s writers, everything else was taken directly from his family celebrations).[2]
Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate the holiday, in varying degrees of seriousness. Some do it religiously; others do it with good humor in their respect to the series.[citation needed]
Here is a foto of the festivus pole
Festivus is an annual holiday invented in 1966 [1] by Dan O’Keefe, and introduced to popular culture by O'Keefe's son, Daniel on December 18, 1997 in the Seinfeld episode "The Strike".[1] The holiday is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often to avoid the holiday rush,[1] and it consists of untraditional practices such as wrestling the household head to the floor, there pinning him, or the "Airing of Grievances" in which each person tells each and everyone else all the ways they've disappointed him/her over the past year, and after a Festivus dinner, the "Feats of Strength" are performed.
An aluminum pole is generally used in lieu of a Christmas tree or other holiday decoration, shedding holiday materialism (according to O'Keefe it was the only tradition that was made up by the show’s writers, everything else was taken directly from his family celebrations).[2]
Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate the holiday, in varying degrees of seriousness. Some do it religiously; others do it with good humor in their respect to the series.[citation needed]
Here is a foto of the festivus pole
jcavanaugh18
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who's gonna dance on the pole?
moon jelly
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come to tonyas party and you will see! i heard tonya bought a very special "outfit" to celebrate a belated festivus!!! he also has one to celebrate the new year. its a secret but.......should i mention the word diaper?
moon jelly
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Laughing Alert!!!!!!!:lol: You need to check out kentrob11 video on the fingernail thread! One of the funniest things I have ever seen!! I gotta go cuz I have to watch it again!!:lolspin:
moon jelly
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[profanity]Actually, I heard the song and it sounds a bit like Earth, Wind, and Fire!
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moon jelly
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Yeah, you are right, I think he is afraid to post. The same for Knucklehead. They probably heard rumors and do not want to get a special PM like we did from one of our RC buddies! We are special! K-Lo and Tonya are special too!
Rod Buehler
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I still love you guys, but I had to unsubscribe when MJ and KL were having posting wars. I couldn't keep up.... It was going way to fast This thread was a great place to come when all of the bickering was going on, as it was a great place to relieve the tension, but now most of the threads in this forum seem to be the same nature as this one. By the time I am done reading, there is no time left for posting
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