Ot: Turn Your ***** Lights On!

[bobbyblank]

Ok, ill try to make this quick.

Its december now, which means it rains. And when it rains, it gets hard to see out on the roads. And what do we do when its hard to see? TUWE TURN OUR LIGHTS ON!!!!!!!!! Its not just the fact that it is hard to see in front of you, but its hard to see the people BEHIND you. Why did i cut into your lane and almost smash into you? Because i cant see you...why cant i see you....BECAUSE YOUR LIGHTS ARE OFF, TURN THEM ON!!!! Its not just certious, safe, loveing to your fellow man, BUT ITS THE LAW!!! When it is raining, you must turn on your headlights, its the law. I am really glad your Escalade, porshe, hummer, corvette, or jaguar has automatic lights and they turn on when it gets dark, thus giveing you one less thing to pay attention to while driveing a 4000lbs death trap, but wake up! They dont turn on when its not dark, so when it rains TURN THEM ON SO I CAN SEE YOUR ***!!!!!!

WHeeeewww...Ok, im done now :rolleye1:

P.S. Tell your friends

 

[MandM]

Good thing you didn't get near the lunatic I encountered on Fulton this afternoon. No lights, no wipers, I wasn't going fast enough for her. There's this rule I have about not going faster than the persin in front of me. She proceeded to follow along beside me for over 3 blocks with her window down making goofy faces and waving her arms around. I just gave her the blank look. She proceeded to give me the finger and turn off to rant on someone else. Some people's kids...

 

[Nu2SW]

People dont know how to drive now a days..... Too many Cracker jack license's around.

Some jerk-wad gave me the finger and blaired his horn at me when I was making a Uturn on a green light and he was making a Right hand turn on a RED light...


Stupid people and cars are worse then Guns.... because almost everyone has a car.


Ok off my soap box...

Happy Holidays!!!!

 

[bobbyblank]

The light thing is just a pet peev of mine. If you want to drive like a dumb azz, thats fine, just do it with you lights on so i can see you and avoid you. Me and my girlfriend like to count the cars with there lights off in the rain when we drive around town. Next time its raining and your out and about, just count a few....you will be astonished.

 

[matttaylor]

As a note... it is now against the law to NOT have your lights on when you have to use your wipers. Went into affect on January 1 of this year, so as long as you're on the right side of the law when you hit them, or they hit you, you're not at fault. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

 

[MandM]

Another nucklehead: My husband's co-worker got a $315 ticket for running a red light, got popped by the camera. She went to court to argue. Her excuse was that she had just been to the eye doctor and her eyes were still dialated, so she couldn't see the light!


The judge added another $150 to her fine for driving when she couldn't see traffic lights! :lol:

 

[Nu2SW]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11330796#post11330796 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by MandM
Another nucklehead: My husband's co-worker got a $315 ticket for running a red light, got popped by the camera. She went to court to argue. Her excuse was that she had just been to the eye doctor and her eyes were still dialated, so she couldn't see the light!


The judge added another $150 to her fine for driving when she couldn't see traffic lights! :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... That is like A living Darwin award nominee
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Yes, your honor. I am really coudln't see. But, Atleast you didnt see my cell phone I was talking on."




I laughed so hard, that was funny.

This is a great thread, keep it going.