People in Maryland have no life

You mean there are people in IOWA hidden between the corn stalks? Or are those just the children of the corn?


<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9237498#post9237498 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by tomu
Even though there is nothing in Iowa, the people are very nice
 
And Grim, the reason of boredom, we got .000000001" of snow and ice, so I had no classes last night.

Now we got about 1/4" of ice with maybe an inch of snow on top of it. Gov. closed and school closed. This place is amazing but I ain't complaining. I was in Alaska for 2 years, lots of ice, lots of snow, -50 temps and ice fog so think you could only see 5' in front of you and not 1 late/closed day.
 
To soccer or not to soccer, that is not the question. There is no question, NOT!

It is better to have never soccered than to have soccered in the first place and lost.

Ask not what soccer can do for your country but what your country can do to soccer

I did not have relations with that sport, Miss soccer.

Read my lips, NO NEW SOCCER!

We just want you to know that we're embarrased that soccer is from Texas

I was for soccer before I was against it

We should attack the soccerists where they live rather than waiting for them to committ socerist acts on our homeland

What nobel cause did my son soccer for?

We oppose the surge in soccer

Soccer happens

Have a soccer day

My honor student beat up your soccer

My other car isn't a soccer

Mean soccer sucks

Make love, not soccer balls

No Soccer 08'
 
Great, just freaking great Grim. I will buy you a beer next time I'm in the area. I'm sure we could talk soccer for some time. I might even give you some soccer about your Raiders.

And frankly, my soccer, I don't give a damn
 
I'm going to make him an offer he can't soccer.

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in soccer anymore.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a soccer, which is what I am.

You can't handle the soccer!
 
Top 50 soccer quotes of all time.

1
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a soccer.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939

2
I'm going to make him an offer he can't soccer.
THE GODFATHER
1972

3
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a soccer, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT
1954

4
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in soccer anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939

5
Here's soccering at you, kid.
CASABLANCA
1942

6
Go ahead, make my soccer.
SUDDEN IMPACT
1983

7
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my soccer.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950

8
May the soccer be with you.
STAR WARS
1977

9
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a soccer night.
ALL ABOUT EVE
1950

10
You soccer to me?
TAXI DRIVER
1976

11
What we've got here is failure to soccer.
COOL HAND LUKE
1967

12
I love the smell of soccer in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW
1979

13
Love means never having to say you're soccer.
LOVE STORY
1970

14
The stuff that soccers are made of.
THE MALTESE FALCON
1941

15
soccer phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
1982

16
They call me Mister soccer!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
1967

17
soccerbud.
CITIZEN KANE
1941

18
Made it, Ma! soccer of the world!
WHITE HEAT
1949

19
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to soccer this anymore!
NETWORK
1976

20
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful soccership.
CASABLANCA
1942

21
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some soccer beans and a nice Chianti.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
1991

22
Bond. soccer Bond.
DR. NO
1962

23
There's no place like soccer.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939

24
I am big! It's the soccer that got small.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950

25
Show me the soccer!
JERRY MAGUIRE
1996

26
Why don't you come up sometime and soccer me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
1933

27
I'm soccering here! I'm soccering here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
1969

28
soccer it, Sam. soccer 'As Time Goes By.'
CASABLANCA
1942

29
You can't handle the soccer!
A FEW GOOD MEN
1992

30
I want to be a soccer.
GRAND HOTEL
1932

31
After soccer, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939

32
Round up the usual soccers.
CASABLANCA
1942

33
I'll have what she's soccering.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
1989

34
You know how to soccer, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT
1944

35
You're gonna need a soccer boat.
JAWS
1975

36
soccers? We ain't got no soccers! We don't need no soccers! I don't have to show you any stinking soccers!
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
1948

37
I'll be soccer.
THE TERMINATOR
1984

38
Today, I consider myself the soccerest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES
1942

39
If you build it, he will soccer.
FIELD OF DREAMS
1989

40
Mama always said life was like a box of soccerlates. You never know what you're gonna get.
FORREST GUMP
1994

41
We rob soccer.
BONNIE AND CLYDE
1967

42
soccer.
THE GRADUATE
1967

43
We'll always have soccer.
CASABLANCA
1942

44
I see soccer people.
THE SIXTH SENSE
1999

45
soccer! Hey, soccer!
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
1951

46
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the soccer. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER
1942

47
soccer. soccer. Come back!
SHANE
1953

48
Well, nobody's soccer.
SOME LIKE IT HOT
1959

49
It's soccer! It's soccer!
FRANKENSTEIN
1931

50
soccer, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13
1995
 
This thread is sooooo soccer!
I had to get in on the act.
Bill

P.S. I am forced to watch that STUPID sport at work because there are about 10,000 Dominicans and Jamaicans in my office!
 
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