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[4adam12]

Got an email today saying my stuff was shipped, cant wait to get it. I noticed the box was lined with unicorn fur, I looked all over you site and couldn't find anymore listed, do you sell it separate? I wanted to get my grandmother to knit me a sweater for the winter.

Best email I have gotten in a while, got a good laugh.

 

[MarineDepot]

Unicorn Fur

Unicorn Fur

Got an email today saying my stuff was shipped, cant wait to get it. I noticed the box was lined with unicorn fur, I looked all over you site and couldn't find anymore listed, do you sell it separate? I wanted to get my grandmother to knit me a sweater for the winter.

Best email I have gotten in a while, got a good laugh.

We breed the unicorns ourselves here at MDHQ in a biosphere built using leftover aquarium supplies. For a nominal fee, we can ship some fur your way but we'll have to line that box with the feathers of a baby Phoenix.

Here are few more secrets about MarineDepot.com:

• We have water fountains in the building, but they don't have H2O inside them: they're filled with energy drink. Now you know the secret behind our super-fast order processing!
• We don't have staircases here, just an escalator that moves in one direction: up. To get back downstairs, we shoot down a spiral slide or slip down a fireman's pole and land gently on a bed of roses (thorn-free, mind you).
• Walking is burdensome. To preserve all our energy for work-related activities, we glide down hallways on Segways.
• Employees are permitted to leave early whenever they desire, provided they beat our CEO in an arm wrestling match.
• We're open Saturdays, so to make things more comfortable for our weekend workers, we allow them to watch Saturday morning cartoons, eat Pop-Tarts and work in their PJs.

Thank you so much for shopping with us and for having such a great sense of humor. :lol2:

If you have any questions or need any assistance once your order arrives, please let us know. We'd love to hear back!

 

[nbgen12]

Lol that is definitely hilarious

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[MarineDepot]

Laughter is Good for the Soul

Laughter is Good for the Soul

Lol that is definitely hilarious

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Thanks, nbgen12! Truth is, we love what we do and have a great time doing it! Lately our managers have been cool about letting us inject more personality into communications with customers, so perhaps you'll see even more pizzazz as time goes on. :fun4:

 

[4adam12]

Oooo, baby phoenix feathers?!? I KNEW they were real and not just the stuff legends are made of!! I am pretty sure that all the great pharaohs had pillows made from the gold tail feathers and the Indians used them to soar up in the clouds, pausing for a rest on number 9 on a beautiful sunny afternoon.

Is it possible to get enough for just a small pillow? My daughter also would like to get some of the colored ones for a frilly scarf too.

On the unicorn fur, any way you can get it spun into balls of yarn for me? I hear it is better than the finest silk, Mohair or even Cashmere. If you get the Three Moirai to do it, can you make sure that they are REALLY BIG balls?

I am pretty sure that people reading this who have not ordered from you don't believe that it is an energy drink in the fountain and we both have had a little nip. If you are ever out my way, stop by for a visit in The Big Rock Candy Mountains, I think you would enjoy it. It is so great there is even a song about it.

Let me know on the prices and I hope I didn't let the cat out of the bag on any secrets at Marine Depot HQ. Sounds like a great place to work.

Thanks

P.S. You don't happen to know where all the leprechauns are hiding do you? I need to buy some more aquarium stuff.

P.P.S. Can you tell the head elf I've been good so far this year? Thanks