So now that I'm starting to feel like an attention wh_re (rhymes w/ boar), so here's what's I've found. And it blows the mind!
This guy started in my 'fuge. Now either it made its way into the display, or its another one. I didn't want to stir up my fuge, but I had to check. I can't find it in there!
The only logical way back into my display, from the refugium, are as follows:
-it made its way into my return line (unlikely theory in itself, unless its 'pod sized). It would have to endure an 1800GPH return pump, check valve & Sea Swirl (somewhat unlikely - especially avoiding a crushing blow from the pump impeller)
-it crawled against the gravity-pulled water from my overflow, from the first chamber of the sump, also avoiding the suction feeding an 1000GPH pressure pump that drives my downdraft skimmer and up the return hose and over the overflow box (extremely unlikely).
-it climbed out of the 'fuge, along dry surface, and dropped into the tank (most-highly unlikely, simply ridiculous)
-at night, either the passed-out, lazy, easily-freaked-out, holy-princess girlfriend or mystical & considerate little elves pulled it from the fuge and dropped it into the display.
Either way I have no idea how it got there. I guess you'll have to take my word that it was in the 'fuge from the get-go.
I had to wait ~10 minutes to crawl out to the open...