Superkats thoughts:

yeah i know...but someone might go there...back to George Carlin.....

Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
 
One more Hedberg quote for the road:
"I don't have a girlfriend- I just know a girl who'd be really mad if she heard me say that"
 
ruh roh....Dan, you're a swimmer???? I also love Jerry Sienfeld's, "so i went diving. got all the equipment. including the waterproof wallet. why do i need that? in case i run into a sea turtle who has change for a 50? my only thought down there is going to be, "don't die"...just keep swimming, there's a rock, there's a fish, i don't care, just don't die..i don't want to die...just keep swimming and living and don't die."
 
"Dude if I go into the bathroom and find your effing pubes sprinkled all over the the toilet again I'm gonna effing lose it! The last time I went in to take a dump my $h*t looked like a effing stuffed animal!" -Knocked Up
That line cracks me up no matter how many time I see it!
 
I went from a hero to a loser in about 2.87 seconds. Come by my house later, I'll be hanging from a tree out back.
 
magdelan said:
I went from a hero to a loser in about 2.87 seconds. Come by my house later, I'll be hanging from a tree out back.
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ok...having coffee from a long arse night out and it's on the screen.....


here's some serious thoughts from me....today marks the 14th year anniversary of my open heart surgery. i was told i had about 3-5 yrs to live after the procedure....they didn't realize who they were talking to apparantly....

glad i'm still here!
 
magdelan said:
I went from a hero to a loser in about 2.87 seconds. Come by my house later, I'll be hanging from a tree out back.
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ok...having coffee from a long arse night out and it's on the screen.....


here's some serious thoughts from me....today marks the 14th year anniversary of my open heart surgery. i was told i had about 3-5 yrs to live after the procedure....they didn't realize who they were talking to apparently....

glad i'm still here!
 
thought for the evening....good friends good food...fresh air...makes for a sleepy Kat. goodnight, RC.


holy cow...several members have fainted.....
 
superkat said:
thought for the evening....good friends good food...fresh air...makes for a sleepy Kat. goodnight, RC.
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Wow, now I really feel like I'm in a time warp... lol Combine "sick sleepy" with "just ate sleepy" and I crashed out around 4 hours ago. Woke up at midnight and am now wide awake. This is dangerous as now is when I'll end up drooling over coral and fish online while surfing around. :worried:
 
not so much time warp, Mel...i'm still awake...wait...that WOULD BE a time warp...or a paradox...hmmmm....TWILIGHT ZONE episode..yeah yeah...that's it.
 
So the goodnight RC was a "look a chicken" moment eh? :D Kat, Did you ever watch Tales from the Crypt? Wish I had some old recordings of those to watch right about now...
 
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