Superkats thoughts:

good one. but i still love the scene where he uses the guys cars on his desk, crashes them and they catch on fire.....lmao.

and....into the fan, "Luke...Luke...I AM YOUR FATHER....."
 
I can't believe there's a thread with Tommy Boy quotes in it.

"Now lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys" brake pads..."
I think I can recite that entire movie from memory.
 
check the title of the thread......only here....lol...

"Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop!
[smashes a model car on desk]
There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies."
 
superkat said:
check the title of the thread......only here....lol...

"Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop!
[smashes a model car on desk]
There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies."
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Love that part haha
 
Bluephish13 said:
"Abba Zaba, you my only friend."

Thurgood Jenkins
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bawhahahahha...forgot about this movie....

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
 
HAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG this thread is the funniest thing that I've ever read in my life! I wish I could actually live in those two movies.

"Butterstuff!"

"Butternuts!"



I love the scene where they talk about the "vulture" stoner and Snoop D-oh-double-G pops up in a cloud of smoke!

"Hey man can I get that back?"

"$hit ni&&a I aint even hit it yet!"
 
another fave......

"Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f**in' fired! "

who's with me on this one?
 
I DID love it until I had to have my wifes mom come over and watch the kids so I could go to stupid F---ING apprenticeship class.............man someone please take me out of my misery................I really hate being done with college and having to go back to school!!! I wish I could just have a job and bring home a paycheck.

Anyways...............I love funny movies. Pretty much I love movies. I've watched the Borne Identity trilogy the last 3 nights and those are probably my favorite movies of all time!

"Richard I'm so happy...hold me..." Farleys *** crack hangin out kills me
 
i have hay in my hair, paint on my clothes and the songs Anatevka and If I Were a Rich Man on permanent repeat inside my head. God, I love theater.
 
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