I say we build you a cast of fiberglass, and cut it in half lengthwise. Epoxy on some hinges and wrap with velcro, wrap to keep it shut and tight. Then you can walk in the water, dive(sort of) and most importantly, lug heavy stuff like there was nothing wrong with you. You just might walk like Egor from Young Frankenstien- "Walk this way!". Seriously, call me if you need anything. No backrubs! Just help! OK, so I'm bored here at work. Greg, how's the tank? Did the stuff keep working? That sounds like some good stuff.