Who's At the Door

[superkat]

So, you are sitting in your livingroom and the doorbell rings. Your reaction to that depends on what state of mind you are in when you hear and whether you actually get up to see who is there.

Of course, this is all metaphoric...but let's explore the scenarios...

Angry
Depressed
Happy
Frightened
Tired
Bored
Busy
Lazy
Hurt
Jaded
Sick
Reflective

So...the doorbell rings. Pick a few of the above and watch your answers change.

 

[alphaferret]

I'm a blogger-no wait blog reader! What!?? Never would have thought it!

 

[superkat]

ok, ok...pick one of the above and formulate answer...come on......

 

[superkat]

DING DONG.

I'm angry. What am I thinking...(and there is a whole other joke in here that I will post in a Jerry Seinfeld blog.)

"what the? what else could go wrong today? who is bothering me right now? Man, I'm going to open the door and I don't care if it's a flippin GIRL SCOUT, they are going down."

 

[superkat]

DING DONG

I'm depressed....

"i don't even care who's there....however, if they have a smile and a word of cheer for me? I might invite them in for hot cocoa on a cold day, tea in the afternoon, beer on a sunny day or popcorn with a spooky movie.....then again, i might cry if they show me any sort of kindness....so I won't answer."

 

[superkat]

JADED.

"Yeah, weren't you the same guy that came by last time to shovel my driveway and left an empty beer bottle there that I ran over and had to replace a tire because of? (this really happened)."

 

[alphaferret]

Ding dong

Pizza guy-hunger! soon to be satisfied!

UPS guy w/ corals in hand or a sweet light fixture-pleasure!

2 guys w/ ties and bibles-argghhhh!

 

[superkat]

2 guys with ties and bibles????? RUN. Oh, do I have a story to tell about that one....

 

[superkat]

ok...FRIGHTENED.

"oh god, who is that? i don't recognize them. oh man, they rang again. i'm just going to peek through the curtains a bit more...wait a second...did I pay the cable bill? oh shoot...my internet will go down...wait, it could be that ding dong stalker or someone selling frozen meat....this is terrible...oh...they are leaving...it's okay now."